From a Slut to the Andhra DGP

Dear Andhra DGP,

Well I had to say it, so here it is. I’m a slut. Have been one for several years. I’ve had sex with not just one man, but many! I enjoy choosing whom I want to have sex with. This means weeding out all the useless lowlifes and selecting only those with whom I can have a great time.

I also dress accordingly. I wear the skimpiest clothes possible, without breaking any obscenity laws :-). I show my cleavage, the outline of my panties, bare my shoulders, and let down my hair. None of this useless covering business for me! The purpose of my clothes, is to accentuate what I don’t show. I want you to imagine what I’m hiding. I enjoy being stripped by men’s eyes. It’s the unwritten law of the jungle after all – if I wear something sexy, men have a right to look…the keyword being look. Not the same as scarily ogling mind you!

As a self-proclaimed slut, I get a lot of attention. Quite a lot of it is from roadside romeos. But I can handle it… as long as it doesn’t turn physical. And that’s the point of this little confession. A lot of you out there seem to think that it’s okay to touch, when it’s not. Hey, if I don’t want to sleep with you, I’m not going to! There’s nothing you can do about it. I – and only I – decide whom to sleep with. Don’t feel bad now.

My body doesn’t belong to you, it belongs to me. I’m proud of it – so I show it. How would you like it, if I told you to cover up your fancy new car so that others won’t feel jealous? Or not to cook tasty food because those outside might “lose control” with the wonderful smell and can break into your kitchen? Or advise shops not to display their wares because someone might “lose control”? You get the idea don’t you?

Besides, I’ve always thought that the stupid notion of “control” was a red herring. Come on you guys, you know jolly well that you have full control over what you do. As a slut, I expose my scantily clad body to hundreds of men every day. Only a very small, tiny percentage of men have ever tried to go beyond just looking. So trust me, I know. It’s not in “men’s nature” to lose control whenever they see a woman like me. If it was, I would be assaulted by almost every single guy I ever met!

And is it a a coincidence, that no well protected woman ever gets raped? I mean, it’s basic logic right? If guys “lose control” when they see me, they should try and touch regardless of how much protection I have. That’s what “lose control” means after all doesn’t it? It means that you don’t weigh the pros and cons of your actions – the “con” in this case being the introduction to the sound of your arms being ripped off by my Salman Khan bodyguard :D

So dear, dear DGP.  I’m not going to sleep with you, cause I think you’re a loser. But guess what, my taxes pay your fucking salary and I expect results. I expect you to do your job, catch and punish those who dare touch me, and not make excuses for them, like you’ve been doing so far. The fact that sexual crimes are on the rise point to a failure on your part – not mine. I live in India. A free country. A country which guarantees me the right to do as I please as long as I don’t hurt anyone. And giving people eye candy, isn’t hurting anyone. I’ve yet to meet a man whose brain has gotten fried by seeing me sizzle! I don’t hit anyone, touch anyone, molest anyone, or abuse anyone. I’m doing my duty as a law-abiding citizen. I expect protection dammit.

So get off your ass and start protecting me!

Sincerely yours,
On behalf of sluts all over the world

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Comments

  1. Smitha says:

    That was brilliant! I do hope that DGP and his cousins who have sprung up since, get to read this !

  2. Ritu Jain says:

    Brilliant! Absolutely loved reading this. We need more men in this world like you!

  3. Ritu Jain says:

    “How would you like it, if I told you to cover up your fancy new car so that others won’t feel jealous? Or not to cook tasty food because those outside might “lose control” with the wonderful smell and can break into your kitchen? Or advise shops not to display their wares because someone might “lose control”? You get the idea don’t you?”

    —Exactly,

    “Eye Candy” –LMAO

  4. Pepper says:

    Awesome! Awesome! Big loud applause for you!

  5. Paul says:

    I am proud, if others appreciate at my fancy car or taste my food and tell me it is great. Would you appreciate if i appreciate or taste your body?

    • bhagwad says:

      If you take my permission before touching my body – just like you take my permission before driving my car or tasting my food – I have no problem.

  6. @Paul, Slut has no problem with being touched, but with her permission. Just like most people might allow their car to be used or food tasted but only with their permission. She has the right to decide who touches her.

  7. require says:

    hopefully more girls will wear skimpy clothes after reading this. And hopefully they will hit the gym more often so that they can wear skimpy clothes without being laughed at…

  8. require says:

    ” But guess what, my taxes pay your fucking salary and I expect results.” so he gets a salary to “do” it? I wish I had a job like that…

  9. amit ganguly says:

    This is essentially an interesting read.Good post indeed.

  10. Nice post . Well spiced…..and that made it more effective. Time has to come to define and quantify the accountability alongwith responsibility for the Bureaucrats so that there is no much time or room for such episodes in future.

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