{"id":3903,"date":"2014-10-21T17:40:44","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T12:10:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bhagwad.com\/blog\/?p=3903"},"modified":"2014-10-21T17:40:44","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T12:10:44","slug":"hilarious-internet-comments-5-paranoia-taken-to-new-heights","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bhagwad.com\/blog\/2014\/philosophy\/hilarious-internet-comments-5-paranoia-taken-to-new-heights.html\/","title":{"rendered":"Hilarious Internet Comments #5 &#8211; Paranoia Taken to New Heights!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s amazing to see how paranoid some loonies are. According to <a href=\"http:\/\/ibnlive.in.com\/news\/social-media-war-over-yes-or-no-to-firecrackers\/507633-3.html#comment-1645987920\">this &#8220;defender of Indian culture&#8221;<\/a>, when we&#8217;re advised to cut down on Firecrackers in Diwali, here&#8217;s is what&#8217;s\u00a0<em>really<\/em> happening:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yes bro, even Americans use firecrackers during 4th of July. <strong>CIA agents<\/strong> led by Kejriwal and Modi, <strong>Italian Mafia<\/strong> and the <strong>Vatican<\/strong> led by Sonia Maino and Mulla Jihadists <strong>ISIS agents<\/strong> led by Azam Khan and Owais are trying to denigrate our beautiful culture by such propaganda.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Anyone left? 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