Hilarious Internet Comments #5 – Paranoia Taken to New Heights!

It’s amazing to see how paranoid some loonies are. According to this “defender of Indian culture”, when we’re advised to cut down on Firecrackers in Diwali, here’s is what’s really happening:

Yes bro, even Americans use firecrackers during 4th of July. CIA agents led by Kejriwal and Modi, Italian Mafia and the Vatican led by Sonia Maino and Mulla Jihadists ISIS agents led by Azam Khan and Owais are trying to denigrate our beautiful culture by such propaganda.

Anyone left? So awesome!

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  1. Sounds like a troll.

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    • In reply to Sundar

      I’ve seen so much of this, it’s sad that I think he’s serious :)

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      • In reply to bhagwad

        That’s what makes them a good troll. There’s a substrate of popular honest opinion under all the bullshit.

        I had a roommate who said Aamir Khan was trying to spread anti-hindu values when he made a satyamevjayate episode where he dealt with a case where a couple who’d had a same-gothra marriage were beaten up or something.

        First time I’d seen anything like that in person!

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      • In reply to bhagwad

        Probably someone spoofing such commenters. Still, these comments are pretty common. We have so many fools “defending/protecting Indian culture”.

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  2. In other news…hope you had a wonderful Diwali. :D

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  3. These guys are perfect for Fox News…

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  4. Sadly, logic and reason are not traits that trolls seem to be equipped with! :D

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  5. HEY PATEL!
    YOU ARE EXEMPTED FROM TIPPING WAITERS, BECAUSE YOU ARE INDIAN … INDIANS ARE CHEAP. (THIS IS A GLOBAL KNOWLEDGE).

    HOWEVER I BELIEVE IN KARMA … and YOU’LL GET IT BACK IN A BIG BIG WAY.

    THIS MAKES ME SOOO HAPPY!

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  6. OH BY THE WAY

    HERE IN AUSSIE LAND, WE DON’T LIKE YOU PATEL.
    YOU STINK OF ONIONS AND ARMPIT CURRY!

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