Hilarious Internet Comments #5 – Paranoia Taken to New Heights!

It’s amazing to see how paranoid some loonies are. According to this “defender of Indian culture”, when we’re advised to cut down on Firecrackers in Diwali, here’s is what’s really happening:

Yes bro, even Americans use firecrackers during 4th of July. CIA agents led by Kejriwal and Modi, Italian Mafia and the Vatican led by Sonia Maino and Mulla Jihadists ISIS agents led by Azam Khan and Owais are trying to denigrate our beautiful culture by such propaganda.

Anyone left? So awesome!

There are thousands of undertrials languishing in Indian jails for years without ever appearing before a judge. And somehow Jayalalitha <strong>gets bail after being convicted</strong> within 20 days! And this after it took the courts <strong>18 years</strong> to convict her in the first place. This is messed up.<br>
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Jayalalitha – 18 Years to Convict. 20 Days to Get Bail

I must be missing something. The SC just granted Jayalalitha bail. Yes, yes I know this doesn't mean she's off the hook. But hey - can you blame me for wondering how long it's going to be before she's back in again? Let's see. Last time, it took a … [Continue reading]

Forcing people to stand up for the national anthem is wrong. Nowhere is it written that standing equals respect. And if someone doesn't respect the national flag, what are you going to do about it? Put them in jail merely for having a thought you don't like?

Preity Zinta – Why Should I Stand For the National Anthem?

Preity Zinta is in the news, and has earned the love of the Internet for harassing a guy in a theater who refused to stand up for the national anthem. Even the title of the news piece in the Indian Express "Only she can do it!" - is congratulatory. … [Continue reading]

Rajdeep Started it – Threw the First Punch

Like everyone else, I initially supported Rajdeep because I thought he was attacked first. He may have been provocative or whatever, but I believe that no one has the right to get physically abusive. Then Anupa showed me this clip which clearly shows … [Continue reading]

Chennai Riots – Nothing But Organized Crime

Jayalalitha's conviction has sparked off riots all across Tamil Nadu. It was so predictable, that the restaurant we were sitting in closed its shutters as the verdict was being read out! They knew - they knew. But who are these assholes going around … [Continue reading]

Feminism IS About The Right to Be Semi-Naked

Every time a woman asserts her right to dress the way she wants without being blamed for getting attacked, someone will say - "Feminism isn't about going half naked". But you know what? It is. The very fact that people are trying to tell women what … [Continue reading]

Don't complain about losing members of your religion if you can't match the competition. When a Christian missionary offers a starving person food in return for conversion, what is your problem? Will YOU help them instead? How does offering a choice make someone's life worse, when that offer can be freely refused?
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We Need MORE Religious Conversions, Not Less!

India is being betrayed by the government, by the courts, and most importantly, by its people. What sets India apart from its neighbors - is freedom enshrined in the Constitution. Freedom of thought. Freedom of speech. And yes - freedom of religion. … [Continue reading]

When will the government realize that as adults, we are free to make our own choices and our own mistakes? Why does it insist on treating Indian citizens like children who don't know what's good for them?<br> creative commons licensed (BY) flickr photo by octal: http://flickr.com/photos/octal/487607553

You Can Marry, Vote, and Have Kids…But No – You Can’t Drink!

When I heard that Kerala would allow 5-star hotels to continue selling liquor, I had the same reaction you probably did - "Wtf?". Either you have prohibition and don't allow people to purchase liquor (legally), or you don't. What is this half assed … [Continue reading]

Death Penalty: Rise of the Bloodthirsty Indian

It's about time the government initiated the process for removing the death penalty. As it is, India hardly executes anyone. The courts rarely hand down death sentences and when they do, higher courts tend to invalidate them. And even if those go … [Continue reading]

What If I Didn’t Speak English?

I've taken up French classes 5 days a week for 2 hrs a day. It's great fun and an excellent hobby into which I can pour my copious amounts of free time. Learning a new language inevitably brings up comparisons to my native tongue - English. While … [Continue reading]