5 reasons why I won’t tip you if you’re a waiter

It never fails to shock me how a tip is demanded in the US. People simply refuse to listen to reason when we (yes, there are others!) tell them that leaving a tip isn’t necessary. Well, I’m hoping for too much here, but if you’re a waiter, here are 5 reasons why I will try my best not to give any money to you and why the reasons for tipping are crappy.

1. You act as if you’re my best friend

Just leave me alone ok? I don’t want to bloody chit chat with you. I want food. FOOD! Get it? It’s a restaurant. I go there to eat. I go because I want either Italian food, Chinese Food or something else which I can’t get in a McDonald’s. So I come to a restaurant to fulfill my cravings for it. I will pay for what I value – food. Not you.

Christ, you offend me – kneeling down next to my table, pretending to like me and chatting as if you’re my best friend when it’s obvious that all you’re after is the tip! I’m not a bloody money bag you know. I will pay the bill which includes the cost of the food, the environment and the salaries of the people involved – nothing more.

The only way to get money out of me that I don’t have to legally pay is by prying it out of my cold dead hands…

Bottom line: I don’t want to know your name, or interact with you for any longer than I have to in order to place my order. As far as I’m concerned, you’re the equivalent of a conveyor belt that brings me my food and a computer into which I input my order. Of course, I won’t be rude. But don’t expect me to interact with you any more than I would with some stranger.

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2. You don’t get paid enough

And this is my problem how exactly? It’s astonishing that customers are expected to make up for your employer’s cheapness in not paying you a decent wage. Please include the full cost in everyone’s bill thank you very much. I’ll pay it because I have to and the charge is there for me to see.

What’s really funny here is that no one seems to criticize the employers! All criticism is reserved for non tipping customers instead of the owners of the restaurant for not paying a decent wage. Wtf! Could it possibly be because you guys know you can make much more by tips and under report your income to the IRS?

3. You’ll spit in my food if I don’t tip you?

And I’ll shoot your kid if you don’t give me a million dollars. Seriously, am I even hearing this right? You’re actually using the threat of blackmail to make me pay you? Well as long as you’re openly claiming to be a criminal it’s all right I guess.

Fortunately that’s why I prefer buffets. Listen apart from it being illegal, this shows your poor integrity. But if you spit in someone’s food because they didn’t give you money you didn’t earn, then you’re a loser and deserve to be a waiter for the rest of your life.

4. Bringing me my food isn’t worthy of being paid extra

Did you cook it? Did you invent it? No. You picked it up and brought it to me. While it might not be easy, there are plenty of jobs which are much worse – shop floor workers for example. And I’ve been a shop floor manager, so I know. Face it – compared to other jobs, being a waiter is unskilled. You get paid what the market will think your services are worth. You don’t deserve more for your work over and above what your employer should pay you.

5. Money doesn’t grow on trees

I expect you to be grateful and pray for me at night if I tip you 10%. Be happy I gave you anything at all. I worked for the money in my wallet and by giving you some I didn’t have to, I’m doing you a favor. Learn to remember that when people give you something they don’t need to, it’s a favor. You don’t complain that they didn’t give you more!

By the way, the same thing above applies to all professions that demand tips including those on cruise liners.

So now that you understand why I won’t give you money you don’t deserve, stop with the “oh how could you?” attitude. I can. And I will.

Update: Here’s a rebuttal of the many silly justifications for tipping that people have given in the comments section.

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  1. The only way I’ll ever get laid is if I crawl up a chickens ass and wait :/

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  2. When the check comes, I hate how part of the check says tip. Why can’t I just pay my bill and not even be bothered with this? So I have to draw a line through the tip and then write the total.

    One time the waitress added a $4 tip. I didn’t catch this until my credit card bill was due. Of course the manager said it was a mistake and credited my account.

    To avoid this in the future I use a black magic marker to black out the tip line. Of course it is still annoying that I have to write in the total, but at least I don’t have to deal with dishonest restaurant employees padding my check.

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    • In reply to Gerald

      Instead of calling the restaurant, I would’ve just disputed the charge with the credit card company. The restaurant will have to deal directly with the credit card company and they will have to explain the fraudulent charge.

      That charge was no mistake. It was the waitress being slimy. What I don’t like about restaurants, is that it’s the only place I can think of that your bill is not finalized before you leave. If it was finalized upon departure, this shit would never happen. Just another example of how entitled these waiters and waitresses feel.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to $Bill

        I’ve seen a few restaurants do it like in the rest of the world, where if you want to tip you have to tell them and how much before the bill is totaled. If asked, they explain it’s for accountability reasons. One would assume that the practice of faking tips like that is what lead to such a practice.

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      • In reply to What a joke

        We need to pass a Federal law in the United States making them do just that. Then tipping cannot be fraudulently added to your check later on.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        You know why us Indians always smell like shit? It’s so blind people can hate us like everyone else.

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    • In reply to Gerald

      You, then, are a heartless leech! Waiters/Waitresses/Servers if you will/ Bartenders/Skyhops/TaxiDrivers and a million others work for TIPS! This is American culture – love it or leave it! I was brought up [poor, but always had good food, nice homemade clothes and LOVE, LOTS OF LOVE!} to KNOW that if you couldn’t afford to tip – even at the Woolworth’s Lunch Counter (so now you know how long ago, lol) then you could not afford sit down service! I would sooner have pocketed my Sunday offering that stiffed my server.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Meg

        Slavery was an American tradition for a long time, too. I suppose you’d like to see that back on the table?

        Things change – especially things that are wrong, like tipping. Employers stiff their employees, but the customer isn’t am employer. It isn’t their job to pay servers. Not one of those jobs you mentioned is a job those people are forced to do. It is a choice. It’s always a choice. After all, we abolished slavery. Don’t like it? Don’t do the work.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Except that I’m a dumb fuck and tipping hasn’t changed. In the years this this blog has been up and the years I’ve been bitching about tipping still exists. Servers still make hundreds of dollars a shift and there’s nothing I can do about it! Maybe i should just shut my cum dumpster and quit whining :/

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Oh, I’m sure you wish that were true, Cubby. This blog was posted in 2009.

        This video by the popular Adam Ruins Everything came out last year:
        https://youtu.be/q_vivC7c_1k

        Last year Shake Shack banned tipping. Black Star Co-op in Austin banned tipping, as well as Alinea and Next in Chicago, Abrusci’s in Wheat Ridge (near Denver), and Packhouse in Newport (across from Cincinnati). Atera, Chef’s Table at Brooklyn Fare, Craft, Dirt Candy, Per Se, and Riki’s all in New York banned tipping. Girard in Philly. Bar Marco in Pittsburgh tripled profits after banning tipping. Bar Agricole and French Laundry in San Fran, Comal and Ippuku in Berkeley. Ivar’s in Seattle. The Public Option in D.C.

        These are all very trendy, popular restaurants (many of which only cater to the wealthy). Other restaurants are following suit. It is becoming popular to ban tipping. There are yells from the left AND right in politics to ban tipping, and as non-tipping becomes more and more commonplace the demand for legislation will only grow until it’s a matter of law.

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  3. Hahaha this is such an ignorant rant. Let me know if you want to go to the “no-tip” policy that has been implenemented (and failing miserably) by some restaurant. Expect to pay $25 for that $15 meal instead you cheap cunt. Today I gave someone a military discount (which they didn’t ask for), shook their hand, and thanked them for their service… they left me nothing as a tip. Keep in mind that I will never give a military discount again. It’s not the employers fault that servers are underpaid. It’s the entire system where tips were created during the prohibition era. You want your food for a lower cost? Then expect to tip, or else tips will be included so fair wages are met.

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    • What a joke says:

      In reply to Jordan

      Yeahhhh, except most of the world doesn’t tip and their prices are pretty much the same as here. That price increase is just a lie restaurant owners use to keep servers whining about tips.

      As it is, employers legally have to pay the difference if a server doesn’t earn enough in tips.

      Bhagwad covered the price increase in another post (look for the update link above), but basically even if a restaurant had to raise prices it would be a few cents per item. Nobody would give a shit.

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      • In reply to What a joke

        What I’ve read there is a 20% to 30% increase altogether for the no tip policy

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Jordan

        How does that even make sense to you? Tipping averages between 9% and about 17% depending on where you live (remembering people who don’t tip affect the average). That implies that such tips alone make up at least the Federal minimum (to cover the law).

        The Federal minimum with tip credit is $2.13, while the full Federal is $7.25 per hour. Remembering that with no tips the employer must pay the difference either way, it’s $5.12. If management is at all competent, they should not have more staff active at a time than necessary to cover a reasonable amount of active tables. Even if the turnover is a slow 4 seats per hour for each server, that’s only $1.03 per seat. Even at a casual dining restaurant with a $15 tab for a person, this is less than 10% of their tab, and that $1.03 is divided between their drink, main, and any sides they might get.

        Nobody would notice. Like I said, most of the world doesn’t tip and the prices are pretty much the same. The only way it would be an issue is if the restaurant is poorly managed.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Jordan

        You’re right the non tipping restaurants have failed miserably. The simple fact is NO ONE would wait tables for minimum wage without tips. Please forgive me. I know you’re right. I’m just very bitter because I have no girlfriend, no friends, no money, no job, no self esteem, and most of all no dick. My apologies. Is your restaurant hiring?

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Funny Cubby, given that the movement to ban tipping is expanding and very free have had issues.

        Sorry to hear about your social life, though. I’m glad I don’t have the sorts of problems you do.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Actually, Cubby, the dumbest part of your argument is that, first off, we already know people do shit work for minimum wage. Second off, the reason wages for those jobs is so low is because people are willing to accept the wage for the work. If people didn’t, they would either just eliminate the jobs if possible, or raise the wage.

        The entire argument for banning tipping from the liberal side is because it would force the restaurant owners to raise wages.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Jordan

        For real though, you guys hiring??? I’ll suck yo dick!

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Best of wishes in following in your mother’s footsteps, Cubby!

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Jordan

        Ok, ok. Forget the job. Just let me blow you. No charge. It’s kind of my hobby. That complaining about tipping. Even though I know it’s NEVER going to change. Like I said it all comes from jealousy. Now shove your cock down my throat!!!

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Cubby, just because your mom’s a whore like you told us it doesn’t mean you have to do the same.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        I’ll have you know my mom is no whore! She sucks dick for free! There’s a difference! Duh

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        My mistake, Cubby.

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    • Nacho Fren says:

      In reply to Jordan

      1) You just, out-of-the-blue, randomly applied a military discount of your own discretion? Smells like BS to me

      2) You waitresses really are huge hypocrites. You guys complain about how much yall get paid 2$ and change per hour, yet are the same ppl that criticize those that don’t tip, a.k.a. “If you can’t afford to tip, then take your cheap a$$ to McDonalds!” Yall are also bullies as well. Yall are to chicken shit to stand up to halls employers, so instead you guys just pick on vulnerable targets, aka the diners, aka the same ppl that are the reason your funky asses have jobs, aka biting the hand that feeds you.

      Servers are not in the least bit necessary, I wish people WOULD just go to Wendy’s instead of sit-down restaurants, that way Yall can lose yalls jobs and be homeless bums and kiss my ass the correct way in order to get my money: by begging

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  4. $25 for a $15 meal if tipping is eliminated? I see three problems with this. 1) Your math skills are below that of an elementary school child. 2) With or without tips you make at least federal minimum wage. 3) You act like an entitled, spoiled, immature child.

    You are not under paid for the simple unskilled job you perform. You are actually very overpaid even at minimum wage. This little job of yours is for teenagers and people looking for a little extra pocket change. This job is not meant to be an adult job to support a family.

    What makes me laugh the most, is when you say it is not the employer’s fault you are underpaid. It is actually your fault because you took the job knowing full well what it pays. Also the employer pays you a tiny wage because you are not worth a penny more. The employer can pay you whatever he wants. I am sure he would pay you a lot less if it was legal because you’re not worth much money.

    The customer does not owe you any extra money you silly child. If you shined my alligator skin shoes, I will give you a shiny quarter. Just doing your pathetic teenager job does not entitle you to any extra money.

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    • In reply to $Bill

      Holy shit I’m a bitter douche bag! It almost seems that it’s not tipping I hate, but servers themselves. Maybe it’s because I was unable to get a job as a server because of my god awful attitude and the stench from not taking a shower. Maybe it’s because my high school crush was a server and like any other female I’ve ever met couldn’t stand the sight of me. Honestly it’s probably the fact that I make minimum wage at the gas station and don’t make tips….yeah fuck servers!

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  5. Mr. Bhagwad,

    Why do you allow trolls to attack legitimate posts?
    Because there is no moderation I do not want to share my opinion pro or con here.

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    • What a joke says:

      In reply to Dale

      👆That was obviously me being a little bitch as per usual.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Glad you admit you’re a little bitch, Cubby.

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      • In reply to What a joke

        I’m a little bitch too!✋
        I forgot to….I mean what a joke forgot to mention that.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to $Bill

        I pee sitting down :/

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        That’s weird, Cubby.

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      • In reply to What a joke

        What a joke it’s not weird at all that you pee sitting down. That’s what people with no dicks do.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        Trust me I should know.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to $Bill

        Cubby, you really need to stop pretending to be other people. You’re only embarrassing yourself because nobody is dumb enough to think you’re us. At least you’ve scared off all the servers who see how childish their supporters are with all your comments, so they realize they don’t have any argument.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Also I was born without testicles. Just thought everyone should know.

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      • In reply to What a joke

        Wait, so you’re saying there’s no one left for “us” to argue with? WHOO HOO!!! Maybe now “we” can actually get a fucking life?!?! Happy day

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to $Bill

        Cubby, if you haven’t noticed, we only reply when somebody actually makes a comment we want to reply to. We (as in $Bill, Zeus, etc., and I) have quite pleasant lives, actually. While our lives and jobs do afford us the time to reply should we choose to, you seem to be the only one sitting around all day making comments.

        So the fact of the matter is, yes, as long as nobody comments, we actually have no reason to comment, either. That has always been the case.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        The only problem with my last post is 1) I literally respond to EVERY post. 2) I just pointed out the people that ARE indeed all the same, and three IM STILL RESPONDING!!! Fuck I’m a moron.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        …not to mention that my life was so rich and fulfilling I doubt I’d be on here arguing with teenagers about there part time jobs.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        It’s “their,” Cubby.

        And for me, personally, it’s not so much about arguing with teens about their part time jobs. In fact, $Bill, Zeus, and I have all repeatedly pointed out there is nothing wrong with a teenager earning a little pocket money.

        It’s arguing with grown adults who think that they should be able to make a living doing that teenager’s part time job on the customer’s dime. It’s arguing with people who insist on spreading misinformation about the minimum wage. It’s arguing with people who blame the customer for what is their employer’s responsibility and their own choice.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        …but I’ll argue with a fence post if they put something on here because I’m a pathetic loser with no life. It’s not even tipping I have a problem with, it’s servers I hate. It probably comes from jealousy because I don’t make tips at Macdonald’s.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        You know, Cubby, the funniest thing about you is you talk about how much we post, yet you make far more comments than we do. I guess it’s a bit ironic, since you’re exhibiting everything you accuse us of, but to a far greater extent.

        It’s too bad you don’t have a life and would be willing to argue with a fence post, like you said.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Notice how I said “we” only respond to posts we choose to. Yet I’ve posted repeatedly arguing WITH MYSELF! Lol😂. Fuck I lead a very sad existence. You almost can’t blame me being so full animosity against everyone since everyone hates me and has since the day I was born to my whore mother.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Whatever you say, Cubby.

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  6. How much does waitress make per hour?

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  7. Mohammed Ali says:

    Hooters waitresses really do look tacky wearing going with a outdated eighties look wearing pantyhose with shorts. They have never said goodbye to me. Unrefined is definitely what the buxom beauties of Hooters are. They are rude to customers when they never say goodbye even at the one in Milford Connecticut.

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    • In reply to Mohammed Ali

      This website explains the reasons why you should not tip. You need to go someplace else if you’re upset about the way Hooters girls look or treat you.

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    • In reply to Mohammed Ali

      But yeah, they don’t acknowledge me either. They hate me like every other person I’ve ever met. Several of them have restraining orders on me. Bitches.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        Cubby you are not fooling anyone but yourself, pretending to be me or What a joke. It’s pretty sad that you follow us around. I really do feel bad for you because your life must really suck to be doing this.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        My daddy makes me sleep in the garage.

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  8. If you want a tip get a real job. Why should I pay you extra money for doing your job? You are already paid minimum wage. I am very wealthy. I am not bragging, the point I want to make is I did not become wealthy by being stupid with my money. Tipping is extra money only a fool would part with. I will pay my check, however paying you extra money for being my waitress is fucking stupid.

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    • In reply to Jorge

      Just kidding! Lol. I’m a fat broke piece of shit that has nothing better to do than troll on Thanksgiving. I don’t tip when I go to restaurants because they don’t assign a server to eat out of the dumpsters in the back. I’m going to eat a turkey TV dinner, drink a bottle of cheap wine and kill myself because I’m a miserable prick. Happy thanksgiving!

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    • Adolf Stiffer says:

      In reply to Jorge

      If you had a pot you’d piss in it, Douchbagwad, or whateverthefuk your name is.

      You’re a no talent hack writer, and this silly blog is what you’re best known for…Enjoy irrelevance, jerkoff.

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  9. The person who wrote this article is a fucking disgusting human being. I hope every server you ever get spits in your food.

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    • In reply to Laura

      If I ever catch a server spitting in my food because I don’t tip, both the server and establishment will be sued. What a lot of people don’t realize is rich people (such as myself) have the best lawyers money can buy and they would jump so fast on a case like this. I’m talking multi-million dollar settlement. You just proved that servers don’t deserve to be working with the public if they expect tips. They already make minimum wage which is more than they are worth.

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      • Number 2 for you says:

        In reply to Zeus

        Every time a known stiff sits in my section, we (myself and the CHEF who I tip out nightly) cook a little human feces into said stiffs food…A little special seasoning if you will…Eat hearty.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Number 2 for you

        Yeah, that doesn’t happen. First, somebody would immediately realize there is shit in their food. Second, nobody is going to risk going to prison (and it would be prison) over tips. Third, unless you’re blowing the chefs or they are family there is no way they would put their neck out for a whiny, entitled server. I have known far too many chefs to believe that they would.

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      • Now serving customer # 2 says:

        In reply to What a joke

        12 years same restaurant and chef (who also happens to be my best friend and the closest thing to a brother I’ve ever had). Our chefs are tipped employees just like the bartenders and prep cooks. When we get stiffed the chef is as pissed as we are…This is an ongoing conspiracy and it has been happening for years. You can get away with a stiff if you’re not a regular. But I’m telling you if you are a known stiff in tbis restaurant you’ve ingested some funky funky things…Can you hear the skap bass in tbe background?

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Now serving customer # 2

        Oh that’s unfortunate you’re pathetic enough to have what is considered to be a transition job for so long
        I wonder how many people you let down?

        I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. You’re obviously not intelligent enough to realize posting here can be used as evidence, and seeing as Bhagwad owns the domain it really isn’t hard to trace it back to you. Hope you’re happy with costing your employer their company while you and your buddy sit in prison for felony food contamination.

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      • Deuce Bigalow (right on your plate) says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Fuck you and Baghwad.

        I’ve been posting about what we like to do to gutless heartless scumbags like you for years on this silly blog. The whole time I’ve been hearing about how much prison time I’m going to do once Dothead gets around to reporting my IP to the FBI…Guess what. I’m still here shitting on your plate.

        You’re a soulless monster. WTF kind of a piece of shit person used service ppl.and doesn’t tip? Enjoy your meal dickbreath. I hope you sit in my section;)

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      • Douche Bhagwad says:

        In reply to Deuce Bigalow (right on your plate)

        I don’t tip because I’m a cheap fking Indian POS…Pure and simple.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Deuce Bigalow (right on your plate)

        So you’re going to pay me to do a job I’m already paid to do? You tip your cashiers at Walmart
        There is no justification for tipping. You have a job, you get paid to do that job. Your employer is responsible for paying you. It’s the same as any other job.

        Most of the world doesn’t tip, and even when they do it’s a fraction of what servers in the US seem to demand. However, most Americans disagree with tipping. Seriously, people on both sides of the political fence say tipping should be abolished. Google “tipping should be banned” and you will get countless articles as to why. Look up “Adam Ruins Tipping” on YouTube and look at the comments. It is a MINORITY of people saying that people SHOULD tip.

        When you’re done arguing with the entire world who disagrees with your entitled ass, do yourself a favor and look up the number of places that have already banned tipping, how many plan to, and how many will once it becomes common place. It won’t be long until tipping is no longer common place, and we are more like the rest of the world.

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      • Shit eating grin says:

        In reply to What a joke

        You don’t have to do shit. But if you come to my restaurant a SECOND time you will be remembered and I will drop a dub on your plate.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Shit eating grin

        Again, highly unlikely. Especially since, like I said, you’d be a moron to admit it here given how easy it is to report you and trace your posts back to you.

        But, sure, whatever you say, chuckles.

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      • Shit eating grin says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Oh, it’s likely…..

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to Shit eating grin

        Let’s think about this logically, shall we?

        The only way you could possibly pull this off is if the many people who work in a kitchen are willing to overlook it because there’s no way somebody wouldn’t notice, and that’s not going to happen seeing as (like I said) most staff hate the whiny servers. There is no chance in hell every member of staff is going to risk their job and freedom because you are pissy about money you haven’t earned

        Otherwise it’s just you and your buddy working, in which case you work in a little dump, anyway, and don’t get enough business for it to be likely anyone comes back.

        Then, the only way anyone would fail to notice feces in their food is if the food already tastes like shit, although to be fair that would both explain why only you and your buddy would be on staff and why they wouldn’t bother to leave a tip.

        So keep pretending all you want, but it’s clear you’re what’s full of shit, and not the food.

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      • Shit eating grin says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Miss Divine?

        Thst you?

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Oh sorry, forgot to mention obviously all the comments on an anti tipping page would be against tipping. However far more Americans do tip then don’t.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Whatever you say, Cubby.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        …even though we both know that will NEVER happen. I piss and moan about it, but I’m well aware of how many bodily fluids ive ingested over the years. I’ve developed a taste for it. I like it now. No harm no foul I guess.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Whatever you say, Cubby.

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        I eat shit voluntarily all the time though. And I know a thing or two about blowing chef’s, trust me ;)

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      • What a joke says:

        In reply to What a joke

        Good for you, Cubby.

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      • In reply to Number 2 for you

        I always place a $50 bill on the table towards the end of my meal and after I cash out I pick up the $50 and leave. Keeps the waitress working nonstop to keep my party satisfied and the look of disappointment on her face when we leave is pure enjoyment.

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      • In reply to Jimbo

        That is pure genius. I’m for sure going to have to do that from now on. Thanks

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      • Table for 2 says:

        In reply to Jimbo

        I always keep a laxative ready incase I see you in my section.

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      • In reply to Table for 2

        Threatening to put laxatives in the food of a person that does not tip just shows how immature and entitled you feel you are.

        This has played out before so let me recap it for you:

        The waitress got 4 years in state prison. $1 million civil suit was leveled against her. She will never have the money to pay, but then she will never own a home, boat, or anything she will be able to call her own. Her paycheck is garnished for the rest of her life including Social Security.
        The restaurant paid $2 million in damages. She now has a felony conviction and will have an even harder time finding work.
        There is no way a chef will ever stick his neck out to do that. You are all talk and will never tamper with a person’s food.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        I have no proof of this outrageous story, but I found this..

        http://abcnews.go.com/US/cops-dna-analysis-prove-chilis-waiter-spit-customers/story?id=31495378

        $150 fine and no jail time. which only matters if they get caught, even though they rarely do. I suck balls.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        $125 fine, my bad.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        Putting drugs in food is a felony. Your news story was not drug related. Cubby use your own name instead of me. You only make yourself look silly and childish.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        What can I say? I have no shame…

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      • In reply to $Bill

        Even though I never mentioned drugs…and STILL no proof! I’m just a bitter douche bag trolling and trying to ruffle feathers. If you manage to catch a server doing ANYTHING to the food (which you won’t) the penalty is nothing close to what I claim. So continue to urinate, ejaculate, deficate or whatever else you please in my food. There’s basically no repercussions.
        I LOVE BALLS IN MY MOUTH ❤️

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      • In reply to $Bill

        Also a lawsuit is pending. That will be 1 million or greater. Then a civil suit will be initiated against the waiter.
        He will have his wages garnished for the rest of his life. No car, home, boat, or property will ever be purchased by the waiter till the civil suit is paid in full. The civil suit will be 1 million or more.

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      • In reply to $Bill

        Once again, no proof. Just rambling more of my bullshit! I love the cock!

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      • In reply to Jimbo

        Then I blow daddy in the cab of his pickup and head back to the old single wide for a nappy nap.

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      • In reply to Jimbo

        That is really funny. Imagine how fast the waitress would run if you put $100 bill on the edge of the table.

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